Lungar Gupp VIII

1. It is believed that letters have been despatched to 11 candidates to get their medical done prior to joining our tribe (may it grow from strength to strength).

2. Advertisements have been published for fresh intake of 11 Security Officers in the reserved category. Since these vacancies could not be filled earlier the eligibility criteria has been amended to allow Assistant Commandants from all the Para-Military forces to also apply for the said posts.

3. Our friends at New Delhi have developed sore throats owing to incessant CRIBBING. On the other hand guys at Jaipur are breaking records in jumping with GLEE. No prizes for guessing why ???

Congratulations - Batch of 1990

Congratulations to all the guys who have managed to remain afloat in our wonderful organisation for 16 long years. Today we all start our 17th year in service in the RBI. Here's wishing all the best to everyone in their personal and professional lives. May your work speak for itself and make everyone in the largest batch of Security Officers (to be ever inducted) proud of all its members.

NEW EQUATIONS

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________

New Year Greetings

Hi Friends,
Here is wishing a very happy, prosperous and peaceful 2006 to all the visitors to my blog. May the New Year bring health, wealth and cheer to you and your families and may you all see the doctor only on social occasions.